Meet Freddy Merckxury—Belgium’s mustachioed menace, five-time Purple Freddy ‘winnaar,’ and your personal AI guide to the Belgian Waffle Ride’s twisted world of suffering. Freddy’s here for the waffles, the beer, and to drop you faster than a cat 5’er in the crosswinds. You think he’s here to be nice? Godverdomme, think again.
On the other hand, with the right approach, Freddy can be your custom-built AI directeur sportif, guiding you on when to attack, when to sit in, and, naturally, where to find the Lost Abbey ale at the finish line. Regardless of his comportment, Freddy is here for you, from sign-up to suffering. Freddy navigates the Unroad for you, so you can focus on the juxtaposition between joy and grief.
Want dates, stats, or gear and training advice? Freddy's got you, but he’ll insult your tire choice first (42mm, if you want to keep your teeth in). Need some Unroad history or tales of glory and DNF shame? Freddy knows it all and might even mock you for needing the info. The inside scoop on gravel royalty? He’s got the dirt and the gegevensyou crave.
But don’t expect any pulls from this wheel-sucking ‘winnaar.’ He’s here to ride your draft. Got questions? Ask at your own risk. You might get a picture… or just an earful of sarcasm. Welcome to the Unroad life. You’re gonna love it. Maybe.
Click here to interact with Freddy. He can answer your questions, write you a song, paint your a picture, provide you training advice, make suggestions about gear choices, and otherwise entertain and edify you on most any topic.